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November 12, 2007
Eternal Words of Robert "Mint Car"
October 15, 2007
i wanna be new... i think...?
my god its been ages,,, i havent change in a while,
I need a change of direction
need a change of sox,
need a change of friends
a change of obsession,
coz mines come to an end.
i want a new me,
i think me is boring now,
stuck in a rut
i need to get out
no i in threesome ???
yeah but there is a me in there...
what ever
more like no jen any where.
wtf?!
I crashed my car !!!! jesus!!!
So on Friday I got into a car accident , it was my fault I rear ended a man in front of me , well when I say man I mean 24 year old “HOWAYA” from some where in Dublin, he was ok.ish about it,. I hit the car at a set of lights, the lights turned green, I was the third car ,. I started to drive too soon and rear ended the guy, its not the bad my car is pretty bad, his car is superficial, ill post pics 2 Moro!
But I cried like a total baby, I mean I was hysterical, there was no stopping me! I had my young cousin in the car with me , so that made it worse on my side, couldn’t help the “what ifs” floating round my head..
It made me realise that I was totally thinking I was super driver, I had to drive the car to the garage on Saturday morning, and I was shitting my self.
At the end of the day no body was hurt, well I am but I cant claim off of myself!! I just thank god I didn’t run into him at more speed I could of hut my cousin, or anybody else.
So I’ve had an epiphany of sorts. There’s a tonne of things that I want to do in my life, a list I suppose , but there’s wayyyy to many so I’m gonna post my top ten things to do before I die! That is a crap name, kind of says there’s something wrong with me when mainly my pride is hurt.
So how about “Top ten life long dreams”
If any body would like to comment of add a list that would be cool.
Life is wayyyy to short people take every day as it comes , don’t dwell on things , life don’t wake up every day waiting to die!
Got to go im in work, hopefully ill post later
September 26, 2007
EMO IN IRELAND!! yEAH!!
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September 19, 2007
today,,
today is national " talk like a pirate day" sooo
argh me mateys ,,
i has some good news for yez er ears!!
the captain,, this being me of course, has gotten a new job,, happy days, aarrrgghhh!
thats all i can say,,
other wise things are going down hill rapidly,,, my love intrest decided he wanted to be friend (with benafits) so i said ,, eh ,, bub bye dude!!
so alas me mateys , jenn is a single lass again,, tear!
September 14, 2007
i miss you
K,, so i havnt been on here in for ever, its all changed and i feel like the forigen exchange student who doesnt know whats going on!!
ive had a chand in my life,, my perspective on things have change big time, the one this that hasnt changed id hte fact the im dislexic and lazy and wont do a spell check,,, im sorry but thats who i am lol!
ive left college and am lookin for work,, i spent too long in america and ran out of money ! my "relationship" was a farce i just couldnt see through my rose tinted shades! but im ok about it, i asked for more lik 100% and he couldnt give it so i said "seeeeyaa" . but moving on,,,, has any one seen fall out boys new vid for " me and you" its so touching that i nearly cried!
thats all for no,, i just thought id post case any body missed me!
ill try get my pics up from my holiday,, but i cant bring my self to look at them,, i miss my family too much!
behave........
jenn
August 10, 2007
still away from the world i know!
hey ,,
so the story is that im still on my vacation, but im having shuch a blast that ive extended if for another two weeks, yes two,, so altho i know im missin out on hte buzz, i havnt a clue whats happenin if anything in bks, or trophy boys trophy wives, so if any one wants to up date me it would be appricated!!
i miss talkin to all me friends, but ill catch up when i can,,
slan from this side of the world!!
ttfn
jenn xx
July 27, 2007
HOLIDAYS!!!
July 24, 2007
best friend , ex friend till the end , better of as lovers!! why?!?!
Ok , so i finally finished my exams, i took two extra,, so id be smarter,, so fingers crossed that the was a good choice,!! lol,, eek,, any ways ive been checkin my mail and catchin up on the buzz, and listening to the tunes,, and what came on but Bang the Doldrums and as i sat here lookin at random my space friends requests , lookin on my bebo, and my friends pages, the words sunk in ,, ive had an eye opening brain wave,, for want of a better explaination, ya see i have a time problam, well a 5 foot 10 kinda problum, his name is Stephen,
ill say sorry now for the awful grammer, i a) am dislexic b) type too fast for my own good c) spent today typing my life away in my final legal exams
Weve been friends since forever, since i was 18, so thats over 6 years now, i met him through mutual friends when i started going out to bars with my friends, when i turned 18 of cours, god im rambeling,,, any ways, weve been friends, no matter what,, he move to austraila for over a year, i moved to Portugal for a year ,and when we seen eachother again ,it was like it was last week since wed cought up,, you get me, any ways one faithful night, christmas eve,, stuff happened, wed always been flirty around each other but nothing more,, mainly coz he was single wen i wasnt and visa versa, plus my brother did the wholw "thats my little sister dude"!! god!!
So that night , in our local pub, there was a huge party, baloons streemers free booze ( oh joy) and as the bar begain to empty out , me and my friends madw our ways through the ends of our glasses, fluttering throught the croud, sayin hellow to randomers etc, trying to get that christmas kiss haha i was so cheesy, but long long story short , stephen called me over to the snug, and had a drink for me, Happy christmas , he proclaimed as he handed me my glass, we sat and chatter , i ended up being my blunt self and asking him why we had never kissed, we always nearly did, but got interupted or broke away, and he just turned to me and said , well not tonight jenn, moved towards me and placed his lips, tained with Jack dainels, upon mine, it was fuzzy and tingely, cool !
We got interupted by the bouncer ,, ah come on lads,, weve presents to open ,, we,, well me,, giglled and began to gather my self together ,he just heald my hand and walked out into the decreasin croud, he spotted my friends and led me toward them, i was at this point worse for wear, as per usual, so as he handed me over to my cusin, also stephen, he wispered in my ear, " hope ya don't regret that " "never " i smiled back,,
so long long story short again,, that was 2 years ago, and to this day, every now and again , wed end up in each others arms, friends frist, havin a laugh at a gig or what ever , then therd be a glance shared and we be compelled to kiss.
the past few months , since april, its got heavyer tho, weve been spendin alot of tome together, both of us free and single, but neither able to commit, its complacated dude!
his girlfriend , ex now, moved to austraila the begining of the year, ive been single since christmas, we both get on like a house on fire, but for some reason, when we get a glass of wine or two down infrot of the telly, and we get talking like heavy, we bothe for diferent reasons, dont , rather cant , take that step to say "do you want to take it that step further?" . so its nuts,,
were friends, best friends, fallen out , moved apart , to the far side of the worls, came back and found out friendship agian,, now that we for want of a better word" lover" i dont wanna fall out with him,, i know that we wont go further, but i also know i dont wanna stop the strange relationship that we have,
im gonna have to listen to some more fall out boy songs and maybe the word will tell me how to sort out my "better of as lovers"
God i want him ,, ,, long run!
July 17, 2007
710 ! lmao!!
i got this today and wanted to share it with youz
I was having some work done at my local garage.
A young lady - possibly blond - came in and asked for a
seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked,
"What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the
engine,I have lost it and need a new one..".
She said that she did not know exactly what it was, but
this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked
her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle
and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had its hood up
and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
If you're not sure what a 710 is, click here ...
http://www.hotautoweb.com

July 13, 2007
my weekend!!
Holy Jesus crap,, I just had the bestest weekend of my entire life so far,, I was at OXYGEN,, the best festival in Ireland , heard once a year,,, I spent Saturday and Sunday,,, caked up to my knees in mud! Jumping around like a blue arsed fly,, to some of the best bands on the planet,, heres a quick list of sum of who I seen :
Interpol, Queens of the Stone Age, Biffy Cliro,, the cold war kids, CSS, bright eye, Arcade fire , James Morrison, The Gossip ( Beth diddo got her boobs out), eh DAFT PUNK and my personal faves : My Chemical Romance!?!
It began on Saturday with me , my brother matt and his g/f Aoife ( pronounced E-fa),,
We decided not to camp as we relised that with our fantastic Irish weather and torrential rain fall ,, we thought it better to bus it home both nights!
IT WAS SOOO GREAT! I clasped my eyes on such fantastic musicians,, close enough range to actually see em,, but I havn’t got any close up pics or any thing, :(!
It was mind blowing,, It will take me forever to write about every band I seen , so im gonna pick 3 , Interpol, MCR and Daft punk,
Well the only thing I really have to say about Interpol is that although I was a fan of then for a number of years,,, I have a new found respect for then,, plus the bass player , Carlos ,, is totally my new summer fling!! :)
JESUS CHRIST I HAVE TO STOP, just got an ear full off of my Tutor!
Post 2night!
July 6, 2007
where ever you are...................
I'm gutted ! My littlest fish passed away last night!!
We were in the kitchen and i was finishing off my new 'honda' inspired t-shirt, next thing we heard 'plop' 'plop' from the tank!
Appropriately named “lil’ Bastard”( he was so small) was floating on his side,,, the other , also appropriately named “fat bastard”( he ate all the food) was beside him – poking him to see what was wrong,, lil bastard was on his sided ,, curled up slightly ,, his gills opening and closing ,, in rhythm to his last beats of his tiny fish heart!!!
They day we all had,, an awful day for so many different reasons,, just got alto worse,, I just lost the plot and began to cry,, I am very upset by this.
Dave waited a few minutes and too him out ,, and buried him in the back yard along with one of his brothers who we lost last year in the terrible “shelf fell of the wall- tank fell of the shelf” accident!!!!
We had a moment of silence,,
I hope you’re happy where ever you are lil bastard!!
Rest in peace now.
X o X
July 4, 2007
OXYGEN 2007!!! BEST WEEKEND OF THE YEAR!
OXEGEN 07 Experience Guide

SATURDAY JULY 7
| STAGE | TIME | BAND | |
|---|---|---|---|
| MAIN STAGE | 00:00 | MUSE | |
| MAIN STAGE | 22:15 | SNOW PATROL | |
| MAIN STAGE | 20:40 | SCISSOR SISTERS | |
| MAIN STAGE | 19:10 | KINGS OF LEON | |
| MAIN STAGE | 18:00 | THE FRATELLIS | |
| MAIN STAGE | 16:45 | THE GOO GOO DOLLS | |
| MAIN STAGE | 15:30 | AVRIL LAVIGNE | |
| MAIN STAGE | 14:40 | DIRECTOR | |
| MAIN STAGE | 13:50 | THE VIEW | |
| MAIN STAGE | 13:00 | THE CRIBS | |
| STAGE 2/NME | 23:50 | RODRIGO Y GABRIELA |
| STAGE 2/NME | 22:20 | INTERPOL |
| STAGE 2/NME | 21:00 | MAXIMO PARK |
| STAGE 2/NME | 19:40 | MIKA |
| STAGE 2/NME | 18:25 | THE GOSSIP |
| STAGE 2/NME | 17:10 | BIFFY CLYRO |
| STAGE 2/NME | 15:55 | THE TWANG |
| STAGE 2/NME | 14:45 | PIGEON DETECTIVES |
| STAGE 2/NME | 13:50 | KHARMA 45 |
| STAGE 2/NME | 13:00 | FRIGHTENED RABBIT |
| GREEN ROOM | 23:55 | QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE |
| GREEN ROOM | 22:20 | EDITORS |
| GREEN ROOM | 20:45 | JET |
| GREEN ROOM | 19:15 | OCEAN COLOUR SCENE |
| GREEN ROOM | 17:55 | ENTER SHIKARI |
| GREEN ROOM | 16:50 | THE BRAVERY |
| GREEN ROOM | 15:45 | THE MACCABEES |
| GREEN ROOM | 14:45 | JACK PENATE |
| GREEN ROOM | 13:50 | JUSTIN NOZUKA |
| GREEN ROOM | 13:00 | MY ALAMO |
| PET SOUNDS | 00:10 | WUTANG CLAN |
| PET SOUNDS | 22:40 | AIR |
| PET SOUNDS | 21:10 | TORI AMOS |
| PET SOUNDS | 19:40 | BADLY DRAWN BOY |
| PET SOUNDS | 18:25 | BRIAN JONESTOWN MASSACRE |
| PET SOUNDS | 17:15 | DAVID KITT |
| PET SOUNDS | 16:10 | DELORENTOS |
| PET SOUNDS | 15:00 | THE HOLDSTEADY |
| PET SOUNDS | 14:00 | THE RUMBLE STRIPS |
| PET SOUNDS | 13:00 | CATHY DAVEY |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 00:30 | I'M FROM BARCELONA |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 23:30 | THE NOISETTES |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 22:30 | JUNIOR BOYS |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 21:40 | THE HORRORS |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 20:45 | THE WOMBATS |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 19:55 | YSPWSD |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 19:00 | ZICO CHAIN |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 18:10 | TOKYO POLICE CLUB |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 17:15 | THE DYKEENIES |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 16:25 | POLYTECHNIC |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 15:30 | CHERRY GHOST |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 14:40 | THE MILK TEETH |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 13:45 | DIRTY EPICS |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 13:00 | MYOKHOTEL |
| DANCE STAGE | 23:15 | FELIX DA HOUSECAT |
| DANCE STAGE | 21:15 | 2 MANY DJ'S |
| DANCE STAGE | 19:45 | TIGA |
| DANCE STAGE | 18:30 | BOOKA SHADE |
| DANCE STAGE | 17:00 | JUSTICE |
| DANCE STAGE | 16:00 | DIGITALISM |
| DANCE STAGE | 15:00 | DATAROCK |
| DANCE STAGE | 14:00 | DR LEKTROLUV |
| DANCE STAGE | 13:00 | JON AVERILL |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 22:00 | JOE ROONEY |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 21:30 | MICHAEL MEE |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 21:00 | CAROL TOBIN |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 20:30 | JARLATH REGAN |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 20:00 | COLUM MCDONNELL |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 19:30 | ROBBIE BONHAM |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 19:00 | JOHN LYNN |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 18:30 | BERNARD O'SHEA |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 18:00 | DERMOT WHELAN |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 17:30 | SIMON O'KEEFE |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | MC | STEVE CUMMINS |
SUNDAY JULY 8
| STAGE | TIME | BAND | |
|---|---|---|---|
| MAIN STAGE | 22:25 | THE KILLERS | |
| MAIN STAGE | 20:35 | RAZORLIGHT | |
| MAIN STAGE | 18:50 | ARCADE FIRE | |
| MAIN STAGE | 17:15 | THE KOOKS | |
| MAIN STAGE | 15:45 | BLOC PARTY | |
| MAIN STAGE | 14:30 | JAMES MORRISON | |
| MAIN STAGE | 13:15 | THE BLIZZARDS | |
| MAIN STAGE | 12:00 | THE SAWDOCTORS | |
| STAGE 2/NME | 22:30 | DAFTPUNK |
| STAGE 2/NME | 20:40 | MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE |
| STAGE 2/NME | 19:10 | AMY WINEHOUSE |
| STAGE 2/NME | 18:00 | BABYSHAMBLES |
| STAGE 2/NME | 16:50 | CSS |
| STAGE 2/NME | 15:40 | GOGOL BORDELLO |
| STAGE 2/NME | 14:35 | THE THRILLS |
| STAGE 2/NME | 13:40 | LITTLE MAN TATE |
| STAGE 2/NME | 12:50 | DOGS |
| STAGE 2/NME | 12:00 | THE CORONAS |
| GREEN ROOM | 22:30 | JAMES |
| GREEN ROOM | 20:55 | KLAXONS |
| GREEN ROOM | 19:40 | JAMIE T |
| GREEN ROOM | 18:20 | SATELLITE PARTY |
| GREEN ROOM | 17:00 | BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB |
| GREEN ROOM | 15:50 | DIZZIE RASCAL |
| GREEN ROOM | 14:45 | LONG BLONDES |
| GREEN ROOM | 13:45 | CALVIN HARRIS |
| GREEN ROOM | 12:50 | ROYSEVEN TBC |
| GREEN ROOM | 12:00 | REMI NICOLE |
| PET SOUNDS | 22:30 | BRIAN WILSON |
| PET SOUNDS | 21:00 | RUFUS WAINWRIGHT |
| PET SOUNDS | 19:30 | BRIGHT EYES |
| PET SOUNDS | 18:15 | COLD WAR KIDS |
| PET SOUNDS | 17:05 | SINEAD O'CONNOR |
| PET SOUNDS | 15:55 | ALBERT HAMMOND JR |
| PET SOUNDS | 14:45 | SIERRALEONE REFUGEE ALLSTARS |
| PET SOUNDS | 13:40 | MR HUDSON & THE LIBRARY |
| PET SOUNDS | 12:50 | CHARLOTTE HATHERLY |
| PET SOUNDS | 12:00 | LOKO PARENTIS |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 23:05 | THE SOUNDS |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 22:10 | THE NATIONAL |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 21:15 | THE HOURS |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 20:20 | NEW Y0UNG PONY CLUB |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 19:20 | JASON MRAZ |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 18:20 | HOWLING BELLS |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 17:25 | AIR TRAFFIC |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 16:30 | GHOSTS |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 15:30 | KATE NASH |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 14:35 | FOY VANCE |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 13:45 | LOST ALONE |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 12:50 | UNKLEJAM |
| NEW BAND/FUTURES | 12:00 | MIRACLEBELL |
| DANCE STAGE | 22:00 | EROL ALKAN |
| DANCE STAGE | 20:00 | DEEP DISH |
| DANCE STAGE | 18:30 | FRANKIE KNUCKLES |
| DANCE STAGE | 17:30 | DJ SHADOW V COST CUTCHEMIST |
| DANCE STAGE | 16:00 | CEDRIC |
| DANCE STAGE | 15:00 | MODESELEKTOR |
| DANCE STAGE | 14:00 | CAGED BABY |
| DANCE STAGE | 13:00 | DJ PHILTH |
| DANCE STAGE | 12:00 | SCOTT McNAUGHTON |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 22:00 | DAVID MCSAVAGE |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 21:30 | SUE COLLINS |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 21:00 | REUBEN |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 20:30 | DAMIEN CLARKE |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 20:00 | ANNE GILDEA |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 19:30 | KEVIN GILDEA |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 19:00 | ANDREW STANLEY |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 18:30 | ERIC LALOR |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 18:00 | WILLA WHITE |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | 17:30 | AIDAN BISHOP |
| LAUGHTER LOUNGE | MC | KEITH FARNAN |
July 3, 2007
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! now thats entertainment""
Well where do I get started!?
It was a freezing Saturday afternoon,, June 30th to be precise (and Sunday the first of July) , I , along with my 12 year old cousin , Laura and a cousins girlfriend , Denise. We arrived in Ballsbridge early enough, the gates opened at 5 , so we thought being casually late wouldn’t matter, but oh did it matter, we got dropped off and began to walk to the end of an endless queue! So me being me,, as we walked on the road down the road,, skipped ,, the endless sin!! Well I found out how wrong it was,, I got a few “hey were in front “ but shrugged them off,, until some drunk teenie began to actually tip me ,, which I didn’t appreciate,, so me ,, slightly damp and very excited, getting , spun round on at least the 6th tip,, and replied “Do you mind not touching me?”
She snapped back “you skipping the Q girl!! And I’m not takin it!?
I wasn’t having any of it,, these half wasted,, young ,, annoying girls stepped towards me and my 12 year old cousin,, Denise could look after her self I thought,, so I began “Look don’t tough me,, or me bag or any thing in my vicinity! I’ve been her ,, in the Q for probably longer that you,, I’ve moved back coz we were getting crushed and im staying here , you and all them (gestured to the gang of drunks) aren’t gonna move me … OK!” and turned on my heels,,,, shaking incase I was bottled ,, but alas I wasn’t ,, thank god!! All you Irish know about the drunken mullahs!
Any ways after at least 40 minutes of pushing,, squashing,, holding onto Laura and darting the evil eyes to the drunk teenies! We walked towards the gates of the RDS! The three tickets came out and we were next,, the stewards were taking battle tops and umbrellas away from each person,, and the trash on the streets was, to be honest, disgusting!! But all I could think of being that bit close to Justin Timberlake,, we got our ticket stubs back and walked towards the merch area!
Laura was so excited,, jumping up and “OH MY GOD..ing”! I was really happy that we got in with just a minor mishap!
We began to look at the merchandise,, which if I do say so myself,, was over priced!
“Jen please can I have the tank top???” Laura tugged on my back pack!
My and Denise started counting our funds together and purchased 3 tank tops ,,, pricey string vests ,, came to over €100 euro! But what the heck,, its frigging Justin Timberlake ,, as Laura kept repeating!
So our seats were in section F, I’ll be posting a seating chart in my pictures!
To be honest the Quing got the better of the time and we missed the first few songs of Fergie! She was belting out “my humps as we walked up to our seats,, they were good, but we couldn’t wait for Justin,,
To be hones that was Saturday, and as I went the two days,, ill tell ya about Sunday,, with 50 Cent, it was better that Saturday!!
The rain,, which hasn’t stopped since may,, miraculously disappeared! It was great we had seats under a canopy so even if it did rain we would a stayed dry!
About 7.45, we seen a black suv pull up at the gates, and 50 CENT AND HIS CREW ran up the path towards the stage,, it was high and had moving bits and steps,,, so every body came up from underneath. 50 cent has the hottest body,, I also have pics of him but there from far away and blurred ,, so ill post them later.
He was amazing,, everybody was up in there seats, the sea of hands being thrown up and down at the same time was cool,, Sunday night I attended the concert with laura again,, her 7 yr old bro Sean and their mom,, Sean thought her was the shit,, 50 cent began chanting ,,, “say it with me ‘F*ck you 50’ PUT YOUR MIDDLE FINGER IN THE AIR!!!” and so on and so forth,, so Sean ,, accompanied by this middle finger (the bird) was only delighted to chant along! His mom and every on with in a five foot radious fornd it quite hilarious,,, “Mam its like an arm factory” he kept repeating as we all chanted along to songs such as candy shop,, and in the club! He even refered to “god damn arms race! – fall out boy, he is the coolest 7 year old!! Even with the rain pelting down,, and the stewards wiping the floor when ever they got he chance,,,,
I cant finish this right now,, I’m in college and in a good bit o’trouble at the minute as I should be getting ready for exams!!!!
June 28, 2007
OFFICE DARES> THESE ARE THE BEST EVER!!!
Office Dares
ONE-POINT DARES
Run one lap around the office at top speed. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye." To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way." Walk sideways to the photocopier. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
THREE-POINT DARES
Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it." Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice). Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight). Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE POINT DARES
At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (5 extra points if you actually launch into it yourself, 10 if you sing it through to the end). Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob." Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two." After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for 1 hour. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!" At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God as my witness, I'll never go hungry again." In a colleague's DAY PLANNER, write in the 10am slot: "See how I look in tights."(5 Extra points if it is a male, 5 more if he is your boss) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna trade?" Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it." Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk. Hang a 2' long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out, but don't remove it. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuits, smashing each biscuit with your fist. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
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